Do you guys remember Triumph the Insult Comic Dog?
If you don’t, because you didn’t watch Late Night with Conan O’Brien, like, 15 years ago, no worries! You can read about Triumph here, check out some clips on YouTube, or watch The Best of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog on Netflix. Go ahead. I’ll wait for you.
Are you back? Excellent. So, remember that trip to Yellowstone I was telling you about?
The guidebooks will tell you that Yellowstone National Park has a ridiculous amount of geothermic activity. There are hot springs, hot pools and geysers all over the place. Accordingly, there are also lots of guard rails and warning signs to keep tourists from walking into them and being boiled alive. However, there are also lots of bison walking around Yellowstone, and they don’t a flying frack about warning signs:
See what I mean? See that smokey geyser thing in the background? Honey Badger ain’t got nothing on a Yellowstone bison. They walk where they want, they sleep where they want, and they do their business where they want.
Now you have all the information you need to enjoy my next comic. Stay tuned for the adventures of Triumph the Insult Comic Bison!